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3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
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Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi
mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.
Banta-aur ab?
Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
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Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
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Failure is not only
when ur girl friend leavz u.
But Its when
u dont try for her friend.
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1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
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An amazing love story!
Once there was a mosquito and a dog,
who loved each other a lot.
1 day the mosquito got excited
& gave a love bite to d dog.
In response d dog also bcame emotional
& bit d mosquito.
Next day mosquito died of rabies
& dog died of malaria.
WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?
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Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.
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Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Icecream?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nhi naaaaa
Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
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mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter........
saman Mojod................
.Doctore mojod.........
..................Nurs Mojod.....
Magar...
Pagal.....
SMS Parny main Masroof ......HAhahahahahahahhaha
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Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay
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--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
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A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
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Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
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One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....
FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)
American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)
SARdar : I think....
(KILLED)
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Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??
Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,
Ab Bhugtey.....
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